Archive for February, 2009

“Scared Straight” (or “How I Got My Driver’s License”)

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

I saw “The Wrestler” a few weeks ago and really enjoyed it. I hadn’t realized that a lot of it was filmed in New Jersey. I recognized the Asbury boardwalk during the scene where The Ram is walking with his daughter. In another scene, they mention that the characters are in the town of Rahway.

If you grew up in the vicinity of Rahway in the late 1970’s, you likely took your first driver’s test at The NJ Motor Vehicle test track which was located adjacent to the maximum security state prison that was featured in the award-winning documentary “Scared Straight.” That’s the one where trouble-maker teens are brought into prison for a day to show them what life would be like inside the walls. Being traded for a cigarette or ordered to hold onto a large man’s beltloop would certainly scare me straight. I forgot all about my earlier fear of parallel parking a car that had no power steering, my eyes darting back and forth between the cement wall, the barbwire, and the imposing green dome on the roof.

“Good peripheral vision,” the examiner said, as I maneuvered through the course.

Frankly, what was I doing there? I could have continued to bum rides or take the bus; either of which would have been superior to holding onto a large man’s belt loop for 5-7 years.

A friend of mine told me at the time that if you passed the test with an escapee in the back seat, your license was good for life. Luckily, I passed without incident. Whenever I get nostalgic for Rahway, I simply rent the Sly Stallone classic “Lock Up,” which pitted Sly against creepy warden, Donald Sutherland, and featured scenes at the prison.

DIXIE - 1977

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

You’re ten and it’s 1977. You’re riding with three others in the back of an Oldsmobile. You’re from the North and know very little about the South. At that moment, you are in the heart of Dixie, having left South of the Border hours ago, while it was still light. As you ride, you dream in the dark and sing along with the song that you have heard the most on the trip by far - only, you get the words wrong. “Purdy Little Love Song. PURDY LITTLE LO-VE SONG! Purdy Little Love Song. Can’t be wrong.”

Diving For Pennies

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

Guests who make frequent visits to Sauro Motel will quickly learn that I am a big fan of John Eddie’s music. I’m actually a multi-decade-long member of the Faithful.  As an introduction to his music, below is a link to John performing his song “Everything.” Every time I’ve heard him sing this song, he introduced it by saying it’s “for everybody that’s been divorced.”

Although there are several clips of “Everything” on the web, I prefer this one because of John’s passionate performance, and the guy dancing with his little girl in front of the stage.

The last time I heard this song live was at The Bitter End in NYC several months ago.  My only claim to fame is that I am usually the instigator of the audience “Momentum Clapping” that should start 3 minutes and 32 seconds into the song. I was pleasantly surprised that night when a group of Twenty Something women joined in.  Rather than make me feel like Wolfman from “That Thing You Do,” it inspired me to offer a link to my short story, “Diving For Pennies,” which has Twenty Somethings, a music theme, and, on its face, appears to be about divorce.  Check it out.  http://www.sauromotel.com/2007/07/diving-for-pennies/

Popstars

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009

1. Madonna (Cherish the Thought)

2. Wendy James (Revolution Baby)

3. Ashlee Simpson (Beautifully Broken)